It’s hot in Texas.
Real hot. Not right now, because it’s December. But it gets hot. In fact, I believe there are only 2 seasons in Texas:
Those seasons are Hot… and Less Hot, but still warm.
So what are you to do if you if you’re an outdoorsy person like me, and want a cool drink on a hot day?
Freeze a water bottle just to have to sweat all over your stuff?
Just give up and drink borderline boiling water?
Carry an ice chest everywhere you go like that guy who runs marathons with a fridge on his back?
No, calm down. That’s too much.
Its 2014. There must be a more simple answer.