Category Archives: Reviews

Honest Reviews: Hydro Flask.

It’s hot in Texas.

Real hot. Not right now, because it’s December. But it gets hot. In fact, I believe there are only 2 seasons in Texas:

 

 Those seasons are Hot… and Less Hot, but still warm.

 

So what are you to do if you if you’re an outdoorsy person like me, and want a cool drink on a hot day?

Freeze a water bottle just to have to sweat all over your stuff?

Just give up and drink borderline boiling water?

Carry an ice chest everywhere you go like that guy who runs marathons with a fridge on his back?

No, calm down. That’s too much.

Its 2014. There must be a more simple answer.

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Education. The best investment.

“An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.”
Benjamin Franklin
It’s that time of year again.  A magical time of year when a jolly fat man dances from rooftop to rooftop, people buy stuff they don’t need and claim “tis the season.”  But picture this: instead of buying another pair of nanos and another pair of Lululemon shorts maybe you should put that money towards an investment in yourself… instead of on yourself. (That joke was a bit of a stretch… but you know, I like to commit to my jokes, so stick with me).

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Finally an honest review: Kalus Tamer

So there you are. Knee deep in the shit. You, the clock, gravity and this dumb-ass high rep pullup workout. You extend your hips, your kip feels beautiful that you can actully feel CrossFit greatness. But then tragedy strikes. Continue reading

Honest reviews: Xero shoes Amuri Cloud

They say the man makes the clothes not the clothes make the man. But I’m going to be honest with you internet, I hate flip flops. I hate them. You really make some bold statements about yourself when you wear flip flops. Like…

I hope I don’t have to walk backwards today.

I hope the coefficient of friction is high where I walk today.

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